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Bola Karet

Brian Dyson, mantan eksekutif Coca Cola, pernah menyampaikan pidato yang sangat menarik,  "Bayangkan hidup itu seperti pemain akrobat dengan lima bola di udara." Anda bisa menamai bola itu dengan sebutan: 1. Pekerjaan 2. Keluarga 3. Kesehatan 4. Sahabat 5. Semangat Anda semuanya harus mnjaga semua bola itu tetap di udara dan jangan sampai ada yang terjatuh. Kalau pun situasi mengharuskan Anda melepaskan salah 1 diantara 5 bola tersebut, lepaskanlah Pekerjaan karena pekerjaan adalah BOLA KARET.

Lokasi Kantor Baru di Mulyosari

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Ya inilah tampilan teras depan kantor Mulyosari, lebih padat karena disini berkumpul juga para team Collection... Rame nih, kerjaan nya juga banyak, hwehehehehe... Dinikmati ajah.... :p

Sore Sore...

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~RØN~ Sent from my Windows®Mobile 6.5.3 phone.

Blue Blue Sky....

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Three Strangers

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat." "Is the man of the house home?", they asked. "No", she said. "He's out." "Then we cannot come in", they replied. In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened. "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!" The woman went out and invited the men in. "We do not go into a House together," they replied. "Why is that?" she wanted to know. One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home." The woman went in and told her husban...

Travelling Salesman Problem

Persoalan yang cukup menarik bagi ahli matematik sampai saat ini ialah persoalan TSP (Traveling Salesman Problem), yang dikenal sebagai NP complete problem (Non-Polynomial Complete Problem) dan TSP juga dikenal oleh ahli matematika sebagai persoalan yang bandel ("Stubborn resistance to all kinds of attack"). Pemecahan TSP memerlukan waktu yang amat banyak. Sebagai contoh untuk soal yang sederhana yaitu n=50 maka diperlukan 65 x 1065 langkah pemecahan.

Tokoh DIbalik MP3

Di kalangan mereka yang sedang gandrung MP3, nama Seitzer dan Gerhauser mungkin tak berdering di kepala. Tapi harap tahu, merekalah yang mengawali kemungkinan MP3 menerobos ke mana-mana. Tak ada yang menyangka sama sekali: tahun lalu 'MP3' mengambil alih posisi 'sex' sebagai kata yang paling banyak dicari di Internet. Tak seorang pun (mungkin kecuali bos 'Playboy', Hugh Hefner) yang lebih terkejut dibandingkan dengan Dieter Seitzer dan Heinz Gerhauser. Dua orang inilah yang mengawal pengembangan format musik digital MP3 di Fraunhofer Institute, Erlangen, Jerman. MP3 memang menakjubkan. Ada banyak format untuk musik rekaman di Web, tapi MP3-lah sejauh ini yang paling populer -- dalam waktu yang sangat singkat. Salah satu perkiraan mutakhir menyebut jumlah musik berformat MP3 yang ditaruh di Internet mencapai setengah juta.

New Shoes

A child was crying. His father was trying to distract him to no avail. "I don't want to wear these torn out shoes. The child screamed inconsolably. "ALL my classmates wear new pair of shoes. they run like deer and laugh at pointing to my shoes." The child said innocently. The father was a poor man with limited means. He wanted his child to be happy and contended with whatever he had, but assured that he Will get a new pair of shoes the next month. when the child was adamant, the father told the boy that he would get them repaired. The child felt happy as he thought the cobbler wont repair his shoes as they were beyond repair.

DOES GOD STILL SPEAK TO HIS PEOPLE?

A young man had been to Wednesday night Bible Study. The Pastor had shared about listening to God and obeying the Lord's voice. The young man couldn't help but wonder, "Does God still speak to His people?" After service, he went out with some friends for coffee and pie and they discussed the message. Several different ones talked about how God had led them in different ways. It was about ten o'clock when the young man started driving home. Sitting in his car, he just began to pray, "God.. If you still speak to people, speak to me. I will listen. I will do my best to obey."

Ujian Susulan (Cerita Unik)

Sebuah cerita unik yang kemungkinan bisa terjadi pada setiap orang : Ada 4 orang mahasiswa satu indekos yang kebetulan telat ikut ujian semester karena bangun kesiangan. Mereka lantas menyusun strategi untuk kompak memberi alasan yang sama agar dosen mereka berbaik hati memberi ujian susulan.

Only for Fools

Dear Fool, I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful. I like that about you! I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your way of living. Fool, you are mine. Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God.

Joke: Manager vs Engineer

A man is in a hot air balloon and he realizes he is lost. He spots a man in the field below him and calls down: “Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I’d be somewhere half an hour ago but I’m completely lost. Can you tell me where I am?” The man replies: “You are about 30 feet above this field, you are between 40 and 42 degrees N. latitude, and between 58 and 60 W. longitude”

Tes Blogging via Email

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Sekedar nge-test blogging via email... Plus attachment berupa file gambar.... Thanks & Regards, Android 3.0 Honeycomb

Blogger VS Read More...

Blogger ini adalah blog yang gampang-gampang susah.... Fitur yang benar-benar harus di tambahkan adalah "READ MORE".... Sampai sekarang tetap tidak ada, harus di utak atik di edit HTML baru bisa.... Kalo sudah menulis Blog yang panjang sampai beberapa paragraf bakalan tidak enak melihatnya.... Sangat disayangkan.... harusnya itu adalah fungsi "satu klik" yang harus ada di Blogger.... BLOGGER.....!!!! We need "READ MORE" facility.....!!!! Tips nya ada di : http://www.eblogtemplates.com/how-to-add-the-blogger-read-more-expandable-posts-link/ http://bloggerstop.net/2008/10/blogger-help-add-read-more-link-to-your.html

Tips belajar Bahasa Inggris

TOEIC = Test of English for International Communication TOEFL = Test of English as a Foreign Language -- Tips belajar Bahasa Inggris by Andi Arsana http://madeandi.wordpress.com/2009/02/13/tips-belajar-bahasa-inggris/ Kakak saya yang menjadi guru Bahasa Inggris di sebuah SMP di Bali, pernah meminta saya memberinya tips untuk belajar TOEIC. Tujuan permintaan dia ini sebenarnya adalah untuk mencari pembanding terhadap apa yang sudah dilakukannya selama ini. Berikut jawaban saya atas permintaan kakak saya, mungkin ada manfaatnya bagi pembaca sekalian yang budiman. Dear Bu Guru, Pertanyaan tentang cara belajar Bahasa Inggris ini adalah sebuah pertanyaan paling klasik dan usang. Meski demikian, tetap saja tidak mudah menjawabnya. Menariknya, orang yang IELTS-nya sudah melebihi skor untuk masuk Harvard Law School, sekolahnya para presiden Amerika, pun belum tentu bisa dengan gamblang menjelaskan cara belajar Bahasa Inggris Sebelum memulai percakapan ini, ada baiknya membaca kutipan petuah Li...

Windows Doesn't Assign Drive Letter to USB Storage Device

Occassionally I encounter a tricky problem with removable USB storage devices and Windows, which for some reason fails to properly assign a drive letter after plugging the thumb drive into one of the USB ports. This could also be due to a hardware issue, except in this case I know it isn't because Windows recognizes the USB device and says "your hardware is ready for use". It's just that a new Drive Folder never pops up in Windows Explorer and the removable storage is thus inaccessible. Sometimes this can be resolved by moving the USB drive to another USB port, but occassionally even that doesn't help. Luckily, the solution isn't too difficult if this ever happens to you. Right click on "My Computer" and select "Manage" > in the left-hand column expand "Storage" and click on "Disk Management". In the right-hand pane find the offending removable storage device (typically, the disk without a drive letter assigned) and r...